“celebrating those happy moments when the penis is an internal organ”
“some days, your cock just seems to stare at you”
“don’t fear god’s love, he hasn’t gotten anyone pregnant in over 2000 years”
“presumably spiderman’s semen is very sticky indeed”
“it breaches, glistening from the brine then…
"Girls love generalizations based on gender."
and I love oglaf (via anononthewater)
